Reno Jeanine-o
Shark enthusiast. Zombie sympathizer.
Boozy Boozerson.
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- Tyler: Who's that guy?
- Me: That's Ryan Braun. He was the National League MVP last year.
- *5 minutes later, when the camera is focused on the snack bar*
- Tyler: Are those pulled pork sliders?
- Me: I dunno. Maybe.
- Commentator: Some pulled pork sliders there at the snack bar.
- Tyler: Called it. You know baseball facts, but I got us covered on the snack front.
- So, that's what's up at my house.
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Photoset reblogged from
Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch
Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination.
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Remembering my mother on her birthday as someone I could tell literally anything to (my whole life, but I never realized how special that was when I was young), someone with a tremendous sense of humor, an enormous heart, and an incredible spirit, and one of the only adult human beings I ever knew who could make me look like a giant. Love you, Mom.
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Stopped to grab a Star Wars Happy Meal toy from McDonald’s today and I continue to be irritated by the fact that McDonalds gender-specifies their toys. I ordered a Happy Meal and was asked (as I am every time), “For a boy or girl?” The toy choices were a Star Wars toy or a Beanie Baby. Now, I know that they were intending to give me a Star Wars toy if I said, “Boy.” and a Beanie Baby if I said, “Girl.” but I decided to just say “Star Wars.” I’m a girl who loves Star Wars, and I am certainly not the only one. I’ve also never cared for Beanie Babies. I’m also not a kid, so none of it is supposed to be for me, but I don’t care. :P Anyway, I was thinking how crummy it is for McDonald’s to do that. Why are we still pushing gender stereotypes in 2012? It does affect our children - America’s children, that is. I don’t have children cause I don’t want them touching my toys. - to hear their parent being asked over the intercom whether they want the girl toy or the boy toy. Why should a little boy who wants a Beanie Baby have to hear his mom order the girl’s Happy Meal? Booo, McDonald’s. Also, why did my Happy Meal come in a bag instead of the signature box? Boooo, I say!
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Photo reblogged from Eat24 - Unbridled Food Love
I just fell in love with Pizza Cat.
(Source: eat24)
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Photoset reblogged from HOLY HELL THIS PAGE IS ANNOYING!!
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Calling out two people at a table of many for sharing a “private joke” with a not-so-private laugh and (in the most recent case) even a high five.
Me: What’s funny?
One high-fiver: Nothing.
Me: Oh, right. Making people uncomfortable isn’t funny. My mistake.
Try it. I’ll give you $100 if the person says anything back.
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Remember when your friend had a tape you liked, but you didn’t have the tape, so you brought your little cassette deck over with a blank tape in it, hit RECORD and then held it up to your friend’s player while the tape was playing?
We were the pioneers of file sharing.
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- Her: He liiiiikes yoouu.
- Me: What? How do you know that?
- Her: He told me.
- Me: He did not tell you that.
- Her: Yes he did. He told me while my eyes were closed.
- Me: ....
- Her: I was like this.
- (She poses; stiff back, arms to her sides, eyes closed.)
- Me: You dreamed it?
- Her: YEAH!
- Me: ...
